Not that anyone checks my blog anymore, but welcome to first Bundaberg Beverage Review in 18 months! (Most of my activity now is found on my communal Facebook Page.)
Today also marks the 2 year anniversary of my VERY FIRST post, a scathing review of Pineapple and Coconut!
But yes, onto Ginger Beer: Lemon Myrtle (Myrtle who?)
You’ve had long enough to try it for yourself so here’s my verdict:
Just kidding. I don’t do short summaries. Read on if you want.
Ginger Beer, Spiced Ginger Beer and Lemon Myrtle Ginger Beer all sit in a living room, discussing differences in their characteristics, hobbies and lifestyles.
A metronome goes off in the background and a piano whimsically chimes between a high and low note.
“I like Australia Day!” Remarks Ginger Beer with a spritely smile.
“And I love Christmas!” Adds Spiced Ginger Beer with a grin just as cheesy.
“And I like Easter because it celebrates death!” Says Lemon Myrtle Ginger Beer awkwardly trying to join in on the fun.
Ginger Beer and it’s spiced companion pause awkwardly and give Lemon Myrtle a concerned side glance.
There’s a brief awkward pause before Ginger Beer interjects,
“But we all like holidays!”
And then all they all sing, “CAUSE WE’RE DIFFERENT BUT WE’RE THE SAME!” Simultaneously in their different pitched voices accompanied by a tuba.
(Stolen very much from Aunty Donna. If you choose to look them up, be wary.)
Lemon Myrtle is neither an improvement nor a downgrade from the original Ginger Beer, but more of a sidestep.
Much like Spiced Ginger Beer, it’s ‘different but the same’ as Ginger Beer with without being distinctly separate in its own right.
The Lemon flavour doesn’t scream out like a Sarsaparilla bottle begging to be noticed.
The difference is noticeable, but it’s far from a game-changer, much like Disney re-releasing the Lion King as a live action movie.
It’s an exact replica of a staple classic aside from one change (if you can correspond a subtle flavour change to a CGI adaption of a cartoon).
That being said, it’s definitely worth a try, even if you come to the exact same conclusion as I did.
ACTUAL VERDICT: “It’s different but it’s the same”
5.5 Bundaberg Barrels out of 7.